I forgot just how much fun this game can be

 

 

SPACE INVADORS

 

 

Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day.

 

Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend...

 

just as I've done.

 

I don't care if you lick windows, screw farm animals, take the short bus or occasionally shi*t yourself...

 

You hang in there sunshine, you're f*cking special!

 

 

 

 

Calgary... I'm coming for you

 

find the snowboard.com truck... we'll be giving out stuff

 

 

 

 

pow. friends. drinking. yelling.

lies. heartbreaks. walks.

high fives. max.

hugs.

 

Calgary maybe next weekend...

 

 

 

Come party thursday at garfs?

 

The theme is Ski School... probably the best movie made out of Whistler.

 

Thursday 15th

 

 

This is what happens when you are wasted and see a young photo of yourself when you rocked a bowl cut at age 10.

 

Sandy had the great idea of putting a bowl on his head and taking a pair of scissors to his golden locks.

 

The result... a bowl cut that looks like it was cut by a weed wacker.

 

Winter 2007

 

 

CHECK IT!

 

 

 

 

Well hope everyone had some happy holidays and Santa gave you everything you asked for...

 

Santa was pretty good to me... but I'm still waiting for my $1,000,000 cash that I asked to have put in my stocking...

 

the holidays left me with some pretty blurry memories, but Tyler's Christmas party stands out as a pretty good time.  Weird things happened (I'll remember to use three fingers instead of 1 next time..)

 

Shredding on the hill was pretty epic, feeling pretty beat up from it.

 

Seems like everyone got super sick and I was lucky enough to only catch it now... great.

 

New Years was pretty funny.  I remember saying "I do not want to have a house party" but somehow it still happened.  When in Whistler I guess.  Want to thank Jorden and Whitney for the "high fives" at the end of the night.  Also to Shapiro and Gonzo for laughing at me when I bailed down the front stairs so they got me to help finish a huge (massive) bottle of CC with them.

 

For those of you that did come out to my house, thanks for being so chill.  Only a couple glasses got smashed.  Stoked.  The house was cleaned in 2 hours the next day.  Thanks for also leaving when I politely asked everyone to leave.

 

For the girl that lives behind us.. I don't care that max takes a shi*t in your lawn.  I hope he takes a shi*t in your lawn every day.  And if I find you in my kitchen at 2:30am again I'll get max to chase you home.

 

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Important... Garfs party tonight and a huge one on the 11th... Snowboard.com is throwing a party.  Hope to see everyone out.

soo... last night was the beginning of cornucopia... celebration of food and wine.

 

last night:

 

5:30 I arrived back in Whistler

7:00 wasted off wine.  wasted.

8:00 dinner and beers at the grill

9:00 blackout drunk at earls

11:00 arrive at garfs

11:02 take a shot in the backbar

11:10 find myself in bed.

 

life is pretty funny sometimes.  Whistler wants to have a reunion... it will only have been 5 years since my grad.  weird.

 

today it started to puke snow outside.  amazing.

 

Found this random website that explains great words... here are some examples:

 

 

Galt x5

 

 

 

 

So some photos are up now... more to come.

Well I made it back to Whistler...

 

Memories of Spain:

 

Sandy and Jorden found us, so glad they did cause they made me laugh sooooo hard!  Only wished they could have stayed longer.

 

sick villa on the mountain side with infinity pool dropping over Eivissa...  so sick!

 

Partied at Pacha, Bar M, Privilege, Ammenisa, Space, Del Mar, roamed around San Antonio...  other places that I just can't seem to remember at the moment.. haha.

 

Everything was so much fun.  Roy and Juilette looked after us, had us VIP listed for anything and everything.  We just had to go and party.

 

I think the highlights of the trip was how I earned the nickname toast, member of the party becoming a pony, losing a car, the villa and pool morning parties that started at 10am.  Privilege blew me away... I'll put some photos up that Kori took as well as some video clips... so insane.  Kori got to be DJ at Bar M for a little bit as well friday night which was pretty neat.  The beaches with hot girls and cold beers was also pretty awesome.

 

I dunno really what else to say, I guess I'm still overwhelmed with the whole trip and just how.. awesome... insane... unreal... etc etc... it was.

 

It was great music, awesome culture and way of life... the vibe of Ibiza takes over and you melt into it.  Everyone is so relaxed and about having a good time.  For example, monday when we showed up at the airport I thought we would have some big fines to pay.  Our car was in rough shape, missing the drivers side mirror, etc... not only that we didn't have the second car that we rented... we just had to pay for not filling the tank up with gas and they let us leave...  awesome.

 

 

Well that was not an average wednesday...

 

4pm - Leave Whistler, hit lots of traffic...

6:50 - Just make the 7 ferry

9pm - hit u-vic campus to find everyone super wasted

10pm - find ourselves in tapa's bar eating and drinking

12pm - find outselves in Lucky (sweet bar)

1ish - Jesse and myself take on the foozeball champs of the night... epic battle with a really rough start... however, team colonies pulled through for the victory

1ish - I order a triple gouse on the rocks and end up with a triple of jager on the rocks...  apparently people don't make those kinds of orders and it was confusing... so we solved the problem with more shots... good call.

1:30ish - After watching British Invasion on the tv's in the bar I figured I learned the moves and proceded to dance the night away.  At this point we also lose some of the crew, the girls head home.

1:30ish - Ryan claims he's unsure about newbies.  makes him nervous...  I slap him and more shots are completed.

 

no longer sure of time:  Jesse and myself start challenging everyone around at fooze.  We distroy.  victory dancing on the dance floor.  Elisa tells me I need to settle down with my life because I'm too out of control and party too much.  Unsure with what to reply with I buy her I shot.

 

Finally the night comes to an end and I head out the door telling Jesse to send me the bill in the morning.... ??  awesome.

 

7:30am - wake up... sprint to the ferry.  Been in vic for too long and need out.

9am - on the ferry and enjoying the buffet as Mike ask's me "So what have we learned from this"  my reply "I should not be left alone when wasted.  It's bad for the team"

2pm - back at work.

 

 

I held myself together a little bit on monday...

 

yes.... that is right...  we have launched a mountain bike community!  crazy.

 

mtb.colonies.com 

check it out.

 

 

new things everyday...

 

Rodney came into the office to day and told me that most giraffes are bisexual.  So I had to do some research.. and well.. I think i found more information then I needed.

 

- The majority of giraffes and turkeys are bisexual.
- The six-inch long Alpine banana slug has a thirty-two inch penis.

and the top fact...

 

The whales, as you might imagine, have the world's largest penises. The blue whale is the champ, with a ten-foot long member that is one foot in diameter.

 

 

one foot roooound...

 

Defective Films has joined the Film Maker section on Snowboard.com.  As well they have released the teaser for the two year project, Hopeless Perfection.

 

 

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enjoy.